E: But WHY do we have to go to school? All we do all day is learn and learn and learn and learn...
Me: That's why you go every day. There's so much to learn. I'm (insert age here) and every day I learn something new. Even if you went to school for the rest of your life you'd never learn everything!
E: Exactly! So there's no point in going, then. (Takes off shoes)
Exit, pursued by a stare
