... and a mouse is there; puts his hands together and a seagull takes the air.
Yoffy lifts a finger, and a scampi darts about,
Yoffy lifts another, and a tortoise head peeps out...
Well, Yoffy might, but we just stuck to the mouse:
I know CBeebies is the bees knees and all that, but sometimes simple seventies pleasures are what your heart desires. We have the DVD box-set of Trumptonshire (Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub); I wanted to call Charlie's prospective sibling Cuthbert but as she's a girl, I can't. It's probably best. Anyway, for those not old enough to recall the inimitable Fingerbobs, here's pretty much all you need to know, courtesy of YouTube.
Next week, Bod.