Ok, so what would you like to know?
Well I'm certainly not telling you THAT! Oh no, you'll have to make do with this instead...
1. I used to be a psychology teacher
2. I've also been a chain-man
3. And a filing-clerk
4. And even a lay-clerk
5. Now I'm 'just' a dad
6. And I write this blog
7. And I write some other stuff
8. I have an MA in Education
9. And a Diploma in Creative Writing
10. Oh, and I have a 100 metres breastroke certificate, too.
You could say I'm media-friendly, having appeared on both the BBC and ITV telly-box as well as being a regular contributor to BBC Radio.
Should you want to, you can email me. I'm firstname.lastname@example.org
Or you can tweet me: I'm @dotterel.
Or if you prefer, I have a nice place for carrier pigeons to land and take refreshment