Ok, so what would you like to know?
Really? Well I'm not telling you that. Not here. You'll have to make do with this list instead...
1. I used to be a psychology teacher, but...
2. I've also been a chain-man
3. And a filing-clerk
4. And a lay-clerk
5. Now I'm 'just' a dad
6. And I write this blog
7. And I write some other stuff
8. And I have an MA in Education
9. And a Diploma in Creative Writing
10.And a 100 metres breast-stroke swimming certificate.
You could say I'm media-friendly, having appeared on both the BBC and ITV telly-box as well as being a regular contributor to various BBC Radio programmes.
Should you want to, you can email me. I'm firstname.lastname@example.org
Or you can tweet me: I'm @dotterel.
Or if you prefer, I have a nice place for carrier pigeons to land and take refreshment