Thank you for your complimentary comments on my blog [INSERT SITE HERE].
I'm delighted to know you read it regularly and particularly enjoyed my post on [INSERT POST HERE].
In answer to your question, yes, we do accept guest posts. But then, as such an avid reader and admirer you already know that. It's not difficult to find out on [INSERT SITE HERE].
I'm delighted that your post will be 100% unique and tailored specifically to my website audience. I'd expect nothing less of someone who clearly spends so long researching suitable sites to place their content.
As for our fee... oh wait, you don't mention a fee. That obviously means you think I'm perfectly happy to host your stuff - no doubt with links - for free. While you - or someone you write for - makes some money.
No matter. Pledge for my book and I'll consider the article anyway.
What? You didn't know I'd written one? Or that it was currently crowdfunding with Unbound?
Of course not. After all, you don't even seem to know my [INSERT NAME HERE].
And it's not too difficult to find.
On that blog you read so avidly, so regularly...