Do ya think I'm sexy?

Don't answer that. But did you know that - if you're a new mum - I might be your man?

I know, difficult (if not impossible) to believe. But bear with me. This is going somewhere. I promise.

You see, the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative (I'm not making this up) has found, in the cause of its long investigations, that men who change nappies, sign lullabies, rock babies and get up to do the night-feeds are the biggest turn on. Forget the six pack; the chiselled features and over-endowed, er... you- know-what, what women want (these women, anyway) is a hands on, nappy-changing, meal cooking, baby-bonding dad. And that's not all. Apparently, all women (whether new mums or not) find the sight of a man in marigolds irresistible. (I know, I cant quite believe it either.)

In case you're wondering where I got all this from, whether my cyber-surfing has been taking some dodgy turnings, let me put the record straight. I read it on The Alpha Parent blog. In fact, she even has a copy of the book (oh yes, there's a book stuffed full of hot dads holding babies!) Porn for New Mothers to give away in celebration of her first year of blogging.

Now I'm probably not the best arbiter of female desire but I do wonder... me in my marigolds or Mr Clooney in Armani? No contest, surely.

Still, you can't argue with science, can you?

My career as porn star starts here...