I know. I told you we were going to be making Tracy Island today. But two things stayed my hand. First, you'll need to collect some cardboard - preferably that papier-mâché type that look like giant egg boxes and which keeps big electronic items safe in transit. Items like this printer...
Kodak’s All-in-One Printer portfolio to one of your readers?' it seems churlish to refuse. Or say 'what's in it for me?' Because, believe me, the answer's 'nothing'.
What's in it for you, however, is a very different matter. For the price of a comment in the DISQUS box below, a tweet linking back to this post, a 'like' on my Facebook page, a 'join' through Google Friends Connect or even - provided you can produce video evidence as proof - shouting 'I love Bringing up Charlie' from the rooftops, the newest in the range of Google Cloud Print ready printers - £169.99 worth of it - could be yours for free. The Hero represents Kodak’s innovation in connectivity from smartphone, tablet or PC, marrying effortless mobile connectivity with Kodak’s unique combination of high quality output and affordable ink. So there.
Meanwhile, I AM off to the National Railway Museum today to sample their half-term 'Big Fun with Little Trains' event. And I'm tweeting about it all day long. (Please don't unfollow. In fact, if you don't already follow @dotterel on Twitter, do. Because that'll give you an extra chance of winning this amazing state-of-the-art printer.)
The competition closes at midnight on Saturday 29th October, so you've got all week to enter, and - yes - multiple entries do count. So get climbing those rooftops (safely, please) and shouting. Or if the weather's inclement or vertigo prevents, well... you know what to do.
You lucky people!