... will be resumed as soon as Charlie has stopped emptying the contents of his stomach over me, his cot, the floor, his pushchair and anything else within a ten yard radius. He could do it for England at the moment. Honestly, I've never seen so much come out and at such high speed. And when he isn't vomiting he's sleeping. And if not sleeping, sitting on my knee and staring at the TV. Oh yes, he's ill all right - he's sitting still!